Chuck Norris...

...built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

continue with ur own....keep it one fact per post.

fact: Aroy1 is as amazing if not more amazing then chuck norris!!!! just saying!

your lucky if chuck norris doesn't see this.......cause he WILL roundhouse kick you in the face

I will take it like a man and eat his foot. oh and fact: chuck norris cant beat me!

you like to play god dont u aroy...

no not playing I am GOD get it right lol.

^ now i kno u just got good jokes bro......ok i want more chuck norris FACTS

fact: if you play the chuck norris magic card you dont win the game, your opponent dont win the game, chick norris automatically wins the game! there ya go!

fact: aroy is lucky that God does not smite him now in the name of God and Chuck Norris.

chuck norris is the second comeing of jesus

if u dont see chuck norris then u are already dead

Chuck Norris can beleve its not butter.

what would a Klondike Bar do for Chuck Norris?

here are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

Chuck Norris can get a pentakill. In Twisted Treeline.

Endyium wrote:

Chuck Norris can get a pentakill. In Twisted Treeline.

lmao gg on that.
Chuck Norris once stood in the middle of galio's, nunu's, fiddle's, annie's and lux's ult's simultaneously. It made his beard itch

EvangelOne wrote:

Endyium wrote:

Chuck Norris can get a pentakill. In Twisted Treeline.

lmao gg on that.
Chuck Norris once stood in the middle of galio's, nunu's, fiddle's, annie's and lux's ult's simultaneously. It made his beard itch

I'm sorry but your wrong there.. His beard actually roundhouse kicked them all simultaneously and he scored he millionth pentakill.